The farmstead is on lock down! As you all know, we keep high surveillance around each and every farm that we are responsible for. There is always at least one armed guard (when I say armed, I mean packing a machete) that is assigned to each of the family farm fields. Each guard has had to endure countless hours of brutal training, before they are fully prepared to even guard the family dogs, let alone be sufficient enough to defend a family farm field. For precautionary measures really. You never know when a suspicious punk may be lurking, trying to steal a corn stalk or two from the fields. But someone, has beaten the system. Someone has out witted the exceptional expertise within our security. Someone has gone above and beyond the mental capacity of our men. Someone that has to have the strength of a grizzle bear to over power any of our top notch troops.
You see, there has been a paparazzi among us. These pictures were sent to the farmstead, with a ransom request of 500 yens. Now this was serious matter, how did this paparazzi find where we were combining? This had to be a person of great intelligence, because we always keep our farm movements on the DL.
So I decided to do some investigative work (I watch CSI), and found out this was all a false alarm. It was just a friend of ours Slammer-K, that was kind enough to e-mail some pic's of the FB's (Farm Boy's) in action. Thank you Slammer-K!
Sincerely,
Farming Fabulously
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