Friday, December 4, 2009

Bust'n A Move With BIL's New Toy!



Well I'm still here solo, no little munchkin yet! I can't even give you a fantastic story of a false labor. Nothing, Nada, Zero, I stood on my feet canning peaches (will post canning recipe later) all weekend and bounced around on our gator hoping for some sort of miraculous sign from the heavens that our baby was ready to come!

We had a doctor's appointment yesterday, where they revealed to us that once again our Lil Farmer is not quite ready to start his harvest season this year. However, they did disclaim to us that we are making some downward advancement, and mommy is now dilated to a ONE. I believe our midwife said it best "Mrs. FF, we are seeing some progress, you are now dilated to a slight One!" Really, who says that? Slight one? Lie to sister! I wouldn't know the difference anyway, tell momma she's at least a gaping Two! So the moral of our story is, that our first born child is still not ready to come yet.Infact, his momma is here to tell you first hand that he is playing now, more then ever.

Sincerely,
Farming Fabulously

Program Note: Any advice that you could give a almost 40 plus week pregnant mommy to help quicken the "Pregnancy Process" would be greatly appreciated. Wives Tales, Situations that have worked for you, a certain weather condition, constellation alignment, anything to give me a glimmer that the end is near.

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